I am now strongly coming to believe that my daughter Faith would grow up to be in the graphic and animation industry and give all the boys a run for the money. She loves the Disney movie ‘The Road to El Dorado’ and already has two fat sketch books filled with her own doodle interpretation of the movie’s characters and her favorite horsey Altivo.

As a person who is obsessed with the financial affairs of the world, I do understand that we have an obligation to fulfill. We owe an explanation to kids about the consequences of the financial crunch that we have currently created! I decided to first explain how this all began to my daughter in the form of a story involving some of the El Dorado characters. Soon she will grow up and start asking questions and I better be prepared.

You can tell this to your children or give your own explanations!

Lets compare the savings of all the people in the world to El Dorado, the land of many treasures.Tulio and Miguel loved the money that they found in El Dorado and everyone knows it. They soon wanted see their money make some more money. So to do that, they has to invest some of their treasure in order to make some more money in the future. Usually, the people of El Dorado including Tulio and Miguel invested their money in secret places and became super rich but what happened is that, soon other kingdoms found out their secret and started to increase their treasures. Soon, the people of El Dorado did not have many good places to make good investments.

Having understood this, Tulio and Miguel went to the US treasury and invested it in the treasury bonds. Because this gave them the most amount of profit with the least amount of risk. But unfortunately, what happened is that the high priest Tsekel-Kan aka Alan Greenspan reduced the interest rates so low that it did not make any sense to invest in them anymore.

This made Tulio and Miguel turn their eyes towards mortgages. Legends told them, that over the years people have been repaying their mortgage loans every month without fail and therefore it was a safe investment. Since these two weren’t the best of all fraternizers, they sent out Altivo the horse to do the job for them. Altivo the horse, as much as he was smart, he was also lazy. So hired some men and some horses to be mortgage brokers. So people who wanted mortgage loans to buy homes went to these mortgage brokers. Soon a system came into being. These mortgage brokers sold these mortgage loans to El Dorado banks. The banks sold them to the investment companies in the neighboring kingdom of Wall Street. These investment firms in Wall Street made these loans into shares and sold them to Tulio and Miguel aka the global savings.

Tulio and Miguel loved it because more money was coming in. Soon they wanted some more. The mortgage brokers that Altivo the horse had hired didn’t know what to do. So they relaxed on their principles. Earlier, only people who had enough money in the bank and a steady job could apply for a loan. Since the standards were lowered, everybody could get loans even if they did not have enough bank balance or a job. These kind of mortgages came to be known as ‘Sub-Prime’ mortgages. Soon enough, these sub-prime mortgage owners started defaulting on their repayments. This made Miguel and Tulio very unhappy because their treasure was not growing.

So Tulio and Miguel stopped investing their money from the treasure and did not send out Altivo the horse. Soon the entire system collapsed. There wasn’t much money anywhere and that is how it all began – The global financial crunch.

Then came a man named Obama with a lot of plans to make Tulio and Miguel invest their treasure again. But, hey! that is another story.